Same for Haïti. Madagascar is Premium Happily Married Man Kicking Colon Cancer Shirt for me… I don’t know why it’s blue there. If these 2 sides of the world had a war, who’d win. I don’t like puns or little try-hard Reddit comments but honestly, this is solid tho maybe I’m bias cuz I love ItMitC. Did anyone just call for me? No? Nevermind then. Hey, that band is from Alaska! I’m from Alaska. This is my moment, am I cool now? I’m lost. Is this because it’s the only country in Europe that’s masculine. Cringe edit. Ruined a funny comment.
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Yeah, the edit actually kinda Premium Happily Married Man Kicking Colon Cancer Shirt my day. I’m gonna go cut my ball sac off now fml. Good move. Lmao. Clever. A lot of it seems to be to do with the way the countries are spelled – the feminine countries tend to end with an ‘e’, as many feminine words do in French (though there are exceptions to the rule). At least, as someone who is largely self-taught in French, this is what I’ve put together. I’d be interested to know from someone fluent or native how accurate this is / what the reason is.
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