Same for Haïti. Madagascar is Premium Happily Married Man Kicking Colon Cancer Shirt for me… I don’t know why it’s blue there. If these 2 sides of the world had a war, who’d win. I don’t like puns or little try-hard Reddit comments but honestly, this is solid tho maybe I’m bias cuz I love ItMitC. Did anyone just call for me? No? Nevermind then. Hey, that band is from Alaska! I’m from Alaska. This is my moment, am I cool now? I’m lost. Is this because it’s the only country in Europe that’s masculine. Cringe edit. Ruined a funny comment.
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Yeah, the edit actually kinda Premium Happily Married Man Kicking Colon Cancer Shirt my day. I’m gonna go cut my ball sac off now fml. Good move. Lmao. Clever. A lot of it seems to be to do with the way the countries are spelled – the feminine countries tend to end with an ‘e’, as many feminine words do in French (though there are exceptions to the rule). At least, as someone who is largely self-taught in French, this is what I’ve put together. I’d be interested to know from someone fluent or native how accurate this is / what the reason is.
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Bermuda Shorts (verified owner) –
These are wonderful Tee shirts. They have a quality fit and finish that would be admirable for an outer garment. Their smooth, classy look and feel are entirely different than that of an ordinary cotton Tee shirt. Originally, I bought them for a trip planning to wash and dry them myself in my hotel room and let them dry overnight. That worked out very well. Now, I launder them with my dress shirts. They come out looking brand new after each wash.
Mr. Wonderful (verified owner) –
I really like these undershirts. Previous to these I had been wearing 100% polyester flashdry t-shirts by TNF, and they were getting worn so it was time to try something else. The material is shiny, looks a bit like a swim shirt and is not as stretchy as other polyester shirts I have worn in the past. None-the-less, the product is very very comfortable and actually feels cool on your skin as you wear it throughout the day. So far, washing the shirt has not left it pitted or “worn” looking…however, it has not been very long so this might change down the road. The fit was about as expected, though it was a little tighter across the chest/stomach and longer then what I would have expected. Keep that in mind as these type of shirts really don’t shrink much like other cotton undershirts. IN fact, when I bought cotton I always like them to be extra long since I know they will shrink up a few inches after a few washings.
Stuart (verified owner) –
I’ve used Hanes shirts for a base layer under my dress clothing for some time, but had traditionally used the cotton shirts only. After reading up on cotton and the comparison to polyester fabrics, I found that while cotton will soak up sweat, it does not dry quickly, and holds the moisture next to your body, causing all kinds of issues.
Instead, these shirts are the “dri fit” type of fabric – soft to the touch, comfortable, and most importantly, they pull sweat away from the body and help it to rapidly evaporate.
I have worn these shirts under dress clothes with positive results, but also tested them by wearing them as a base layer when out hiking and working up a sweat. These shirts stayed comfortable, and I stayed pretty dry even though I was sweating. I highly recommend these shirts, and have already bought more for myself.
S. B. S. plus Woofey (verified owner) –
These great Hanes shirts fit true to American sizes if not just a very small “over” and they wear extremely cool and breath so well that a really hot day is not so bad at all. Hanes hit a homer with these and I have now ordered three colors in packs of two. The very, very low prices for the packs of two cannot be beaten and you can even mix and match the colors but watch your pricing as some combinations ARE NOT Amazon Prime and have higher prices with freight charged. The care is as simple as throwing them into the cold wash with similar colors. Hang on hangers and air dry or they can be dried on low heat and takes less than ten minutes on medium. toss into the wash with any type clothes.
One of the best values I have found on Amazon. Buy them. No regrets!
JAL (verified owner) –
I got these shirts for my dad. Love him to death but he has a bit of a sweating problem that needed some serious attention :) haha. He works as a doctor so he wears dress shirts a lot of the time when he’s seeing patients throughout the day. He’s always worn an undershirt when he’s working, and not working, but with those dress shirts, especially on warmer days in an office you tend to sweat and sweat tends to soak through your clothes and is then visible. He use to wear the regular cotton material undershirts but those would just end up getting wet and yucky by the end of the day, so I did some research for him and found these!!! They work amazing and he loves them. He says they’re extremely lightweight and comfortable and unlike his other undershirts, when he sweats he doesn’t feel the wetness of the sweaty shirt on his body all day. He doesn’t even notice this undershirt is there! And the nicest part about the shirts is that they keep there nice pure white color! Even if you do mix your laundry load with colors and darks these will stay white and look nice under thinner/light color shirts! I ordered a large for him and that fit him perfectly. He was also a large in the regular undershirts!
Llama T. (verified owner) –
I thought these felt plasticy when i first tried them out but stopped noticing it after 2 days of wearing these to work. Much better than cotton for keeping cool. The shirt will still get pretty moist if youre producing a lot of sweat but does not become an oven when it does. Dries out much faster than cotton once you greet a chance to rest. Shirts did not shrink after the first wash. Have a glossy shine to them vs cotton.
Hanes has these for a better deal on their site, more colors, and you don’t have to buy 2 packs for the better price. You just have to be willing to accept standard shipping vs prime. Ordered 11 to add to the 2 i already have.
Ridewright79 (verified owner) –
I have purchased multiple colors of these shirts and absolutely love them. From around the house to working in the yard. They keep you cool. All the other colors I purchased were great until I purchased these. They have a bug spray smell that I cannot seem to wash out. I’ve laundered them multiple times and once I put these on I can smell bug spray. All the other colors white, navy blue, grey, white, and black don’t have the smell. All are the same size and brand but these just flat out stink and are all but unwearable. That being said these by far are the most comfortable and cool shirts I own hints why I purchased multiple colors. If you want to be cool and comfortable these are perfect. Even in direct sunlight you will not sweat. I have mowed the yard in the sun and remained cool. Just flat out awesome.
John Matthews (verified owner) –
By looking at the picture, I thought they were cotton. I’ve worn Hanes cotton tshirts for decades. My attention reading the description was toward the Cooldri aspect. So I decided to give them a try, still thinking I’m buying cotton tshirts. When they came today I opened the package and suddenly felt like an 8-yr-old who didn’t get the present he wanted for his birthday. I decided to try it on anyway and was astounded by the comfort. I decided to wear it under my scrubs at work. My nursing shifts are 12 hours long and in the middle of summer, getting overheated and sweaty occurs frequently. Here I am after work posting my review-after ordering 6 more shirts-proclaiming these shirts to be absolutely worth every penny when it comes to comfort and keeping you cool. It’s nice when a mistake in ordering something winds up being the best unintended decision. The shirts fit as expected to my other tshirts. I think I may even get some other colors.
JAD (verified owner) –
Quite simply THE perfect t-shirt. Going outside in 90 degree heat wearing this and you’ll still feel every breeze. They don’t wrinkle or crease either. This is some sort of space technology who knows, but i hope Hanes makes sheets and blankets out of this stuff for those who like it cool while sleeping. Super comfortable. I may never take off my t-shirt.
Pros:
-Extremely comfortable t-shirt
-You actually do feel cool wearing these, and not just in a fashion sense
-You get two (2) in a pack for a great price
-These shirts won’t wrinkle
Cons:
-I ordered two packs not knowing each pack contained two (2) shirts. So now i have an abundance of Cooldri t-shirts. Maybe i’ll make a blanket
ACZ (verified owner) –
The neck gets that ‘turkey’ neck or whatever they call it, kind of ruched or bunched up. Doesn’t fit tightly around the neckline the way you’d expect from a white undershirt for use under a dress shirt. I’d also say that I would order a size smaller than you might think. I wear XL tshirts and a 16 1/2 dress shirts, and I find that I would prefer a tighter fit and a smaller neck. I think I’ll reorder more and get a size L. These are also resistant to brown sweat stains, don’t stink after multiple wears, and hold up to washing. Love this trend!
Slim2u (verified owner) –
These are the greatest t-shirts I’ve ever owned! I wear them just as everyday shirts rather than cotton pullovers or shirts with collars because I’m so hot natured. If one wishes, he can wear them under a short or long-sleeved shirt of matching color and have a very nice-looking layered effect for cooler weather.
The stretchy nature of the shirt is most appealing to me. While the shirts are light-weight, they are not see-through. I have not yet laundered them because I’ve not worn all the different colors I bought. However, I’m confident that laundering will be a breeze and should require only cool water, definitely not hot water. Drying time definitely will be minimal.
Android Zulu (verified owner) –
These shirts fit good but they don’t keep the odor down. Having switched from cotton tops, I thought maybe it was my body reacting to the new material causing my pits to smell. Then I purchased an Under Armour top with odor color and came to realize that Hanes needs to catch up.
KH (verified owner) –
I have purchased several of these in both long and short sleeve. I use them to workout in, do lawn work and wear around the house. They handle perspiration well keeping you cool. I have had one of the long sleeve cuff hem come out. Other than that, no quality issues. From a fit perspective, I am 6’1″, 208 lbs. The XL fits good with enough room without feeling or looking like a tent around the waist and mid-section. The only modification to improve the fit, for me, would be a slightly shorter length. I would say a 2 inch length reduction would be a much better fit for me. The body length comes to the crotch on me. I did try the “L” size. It was a little too snug in the chest. I am 44 inches in the chest. I wanted freedom of movement but not a baggy loose fit.
A. Bullock (verified owner) –
I bought these in both light blue and grey, and the collar on the light blue felt significantly tighter when I tried them on. I measured one of each color across the neck at what I thought was the widest part, with the shirt laid falt and got 4-13/16″ with the light blue and 5-5/8″ on the light grey. Unfortunately, the light blue is too tight to be comfortable for me, which is really disappointing since I was looking forward to that color more.
Crusak (verified owner) –
I would have given these 5 stars… but the collar is too flexible and tends to roll over in the front. Yes, the dreaded “bacon collar” issue. Otherwise they shirts make a great undershirt to wear under my work polo shirts. These shirts wick moisture and keep me comfortable. Just try to ignore the way the shirt looks in the front of the collar…